Princess of the Underground Castle

Another odd dream as usual. It seems my main character is usually a girl. Perhaps her character is reflective of me? I do see resemblances but in the dream, it doesn't feel like first person so I don't think it is me exactly, but like a character my mind created that has some similarities and perhaps is based off of me. Ok, well here goes.

A young girl, most likely a teenager of about 16 or so, wakes up to a phone call on her cell phone. She answers it and it is her relatives wishing her a good day. She smiles and tells them thank you. She stretches and gets out of bed to turn on the light.

Her bedroom looks quite small at first for her bed. She has quite a big bed with expensive sheets and pillows. However, that is actually just an area for her bed. Her room extends much farther out than that. Her room resembles an apartment but it is just one room in the house. It is large because she is part of a very rich family.

So shown above is her room. It was simply too difficult to describe with words. I'm terrible with that type of thing. The room has pretty much everything included. I mean, she doesn't really need much space for anything else. So you can infer that she does not leave her room very often.

She is simply dressed in her tank top and shorts when there is a knock on the door. She gets up and walks through the mini kitchen to the only entrance to her room. Now I say mini kitchen because the cabinets and stuff makes the kitchen hallway quite narrow and it is a very small kitchen. She only has a mini kitchen because she doesn't really cook. So there is a large refrigerator and lots of cabinet space of snacks and whatnot but a small stove and a nice microwave. Not much counter top space because she doesn't really need it. She does have a coffee maker and a toaster and a really small sink. She doesn't mind it though because it fits to her needs. After all, the mansion has its own large kitchen with hired cooks to make her meals. Anyway, back to the story.

She opens the door and there stands her brother and a friend. Her brother is in the military, you can kind of tell by his hair cut, and he met his friend there. She lets them in and they talk for a little bit and as siblings do, they fight. And so she hits him because she gets annoyed and her brother just laughs. Then her brother just goes and takes a nap in her bed. The friend is kind of just sitting there awkwardly. He's quite a nice guy, soft spoken and mild mannered but definitely not timid. Unlike the brother, he's tall and attractive with dark hair. In other words, the girl likes him.

This is too difficult without names. Ok so I'll just name the brother umm Scott. Then I'll name the girl Michelle. And I'll name the friend Jeremy (for some reason I thought of Jeremy Renner when I was thinking of names). Ok, back to the story.

So Michelle likes him. And while her brother is sleeping, she is trying to attract his attention. So she does that thing where she bends over to show him her butt in her short shorts and he doesn't seem to even notice. Like seriously, she is doing it so obviously that it almost looks desperate and he is not even looking. Unbeknownst to her, Jeremy actually likes her and he does notice but he is trying not to show it and is doing it well. It comes across though as if he is not interested in her and that just makes Michelle frustrated.

So thinking he doesn't notice, she walks down her hallway/closet. It is a hallway/closet because it technically was supposed to be a hallway but she turned it into a closet by lining the walls with shelving and storage things that are meant to be in a walk in closet but she simply has too much stuff. So the walls are filled with shelves of shoes, hats, accessories, drawers of jewelry, lined with clothes. Just so much stuff. So she walks down and into the living room. It is quite a nice living room with a huge TV and of course, every game console in existence. To her right is a bathroom and to her left is a large covered patio. She goes out on the patio and you can see the backyard of her family's estate. Then on the right of the patio is this little hut looking thing. It's an outdoor sitting area with the windows of it lined with a screen so bugs don't come it but you can still enjoy the mild weather.

Inside the hut, there is a secret passage. No one knows she has one in there because no one ever really goes in her room, especially that hut. Plus, it is hidden in that hut. So she goes down the secret passage thinking no one has followed her but actually, Jeremy followed her. He was curious to know where she was going. So she is going down this stone passage that seems to be going way underground. Then there are a set of booby traps to make sure no one who isn't meant to be down there goes down there. Right before the first booby trap, which is a wall of spikes falling down on the room, Jeremy freaks out and stops her.

She is surprised that he was behind her and a little annoyed that she didn't sense him. It's too late. Her secret is out now anyway so she tells him not to worry and follow her. So through the first booby trap, she has mastered getting through it. But Jeremy goes through it faster than her, which annoys her. Michelle likes to win. So going through the booby traps becomes like a game to them as they go through it. All the while, bonding cheesily I guess. So they reach the main square of the underground castle and it is huge. There seems to be a party going on but in the underground, there is always a party going on.

Michelle leads Jeremy down to meet her friends. Right now, they are having a chocolate party so there are lots of stands of different types of chocolates. There is a chocolate fountain and chocolate waterfall and chocolate sculptures. Just so much chocolate. She takes him over to the chocolate truffles stand, which is the biggest stand and is in the center of everything. It is a circular stand with the vendors inside and the stand is all glass so the people can see the chocolate and pick what they want. Michelle happens to be the princess there so she gets what she wants for free. She and Jeremy goes around and eat all the chocolate they want.

Michelle meets up with a good friend of hers, I'll call her B (I just remember her name starts with a B but I don't remember the name). So she introduces them and B knows this is the guy Michelle likes so she gives her a winky face and leaves them alone. Above, fire is blowing from the mouth of the great stone dragon. He can't really do much since he is stone so he can't move from up there. He just blows fire to pass the time every now and then.

They spend time together there for hours and bond. They both get to know each other and find out they like each other. Then they kiss and they go to her room down there and do stuffs *cough*sex*cough* like cuddle and whatever. So yeah, Michelle is convinced that they are now dating because of what happened. Because, I mean, what kind of guy does that with a girl and just leaves right? *sarcasm*

So they leave the underground and go back to her room. Brother still happens to be sleeping. Must have been a super long nap. After that day though, nothing has changed. He still treats her like he did before, which is basically being uninterested. They don't really talk or hang out. Sometimes, it almost seems like he avoids her and Michelle is just devastated by this. This goes on for like weeks. So the day of her birthday party up in the mansion, Jeremy and her brother are in the party. During the party, he so obviously ignores her even more even though she was all nice and dressed up.

When the party ends, she is super frustrated and locks herself in her room. She pretty much hates him at this point and Jeremy knows it too. So in her large ballgown dress, she runs down to the underground to have the party she really wanted. Her friend B is setting up the party for her. Michelle gets there early though because B is still setting up. As they are talking, Jeremy comes down. B sees an awkward moment so she conveniently leaves the two alone to go to the main party room to set everything up. Michelle is pissed off and refuses to talk to him at first, but then starts yelling after Jeremy keeps following her.

Of course she is frustrated that he ignores her but he then tells her that he didn't want to make it obvious. Just because he comes from a poor family and blah blah blah status quo and socioeconomic disparities, like a reverse Jane Austen novel.  He says she made it so hard especially that night to ignore her because she was so pretty and she forgives him and they make up.

Meanwhile, in the other room, B is directing the workers where to put where. In the process, the workers accidentally knock down the pillars that are holding the great stone dragon up. So he falls to the floor. The great stone dragon, never having moved for centuries, freaks out and starts blowing fire everywhere. His magic fire somehow turns B into an iphone. So he is blazing fire everywhere and out the entrance. So Michelle and Jeremy go in the room and close the door so it doesn't come out. They have to calm him down somehow.

Jeremy starts to be all heroic and dodging the flames around the room to save B and the other workers. Michelle walks right in front of the great stone dragon. He is about to blow fire on her. Of course, this is a climax moment right here. Jeremy sees what is happening and does the slow motion run while yelling NOOOOOOOOOO! In his attempt to save Michelle from the deadly flames but come on, she's no damsel in distress (warning: this will not be your typical helpless princess. I hate that archetype). So she uses her powers to redirect the flames into a magic ball which she then turns into concrete. The great stone dragon is in awe so he stops blowing fire. She then uses the concrete to create the pillars that were holding the great stone dragon up and she levitates him back to where he belongs.

All is well now except that B is an iphone and they can't really figure out how to fix that. She is screaming curse words and I guess she is a 4S because she has that Siri screen on that has what she is saying on there. So she is forever doomed to be an iphone. Well they still get the party together have lots of fun that night.

Epilogue to years and years later. Michelle and Jeremy are married, living in a small house that looks like what Michelle's room used to be. They still have the secret passage and Michelle uses B as her extra phone. Well, Jeremy and Michelle  switch off sometimes so B can have a change of scenery.